wallpaper

I had half a mind to continue over the windows but thought better of it...
needless to say I had architectural nightmares

good advice

Thank God for Tesco Allergy advice...
I, for one, would never had thought that milk contained milk.

the Beano.

"The freckled face of Rooney appeared on field, as if fresh from the pages of the Beano..."
C4 News journalism, you've gotta love it.

well hello out there

Back. (So it wasn't exactly 'shortly' but who's counting...)
Hmmm...I seem to have absolutely nothing to impart unto the virtual terrain, ah well.
Let us all become lotus-eaters and be done with it.